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I'm a-hearin': White Zombie - I'm Your Boogie Man (Sex On The Rocks Mix)

Poll #1188130 Dope Slap!
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Is it permissable to dope slap someone during sex?

(For clarification: By "dope slap", I mean the 'irritating dope slap' as detailed here.)

I'm-a feelin': curious

Maybe this is weird but:

Whenever I feel down there's one fact I remind myself of that is sure to lift my spirits. I'm not bald. Male pattern baldness doesn't run in either side of my family. I can worry about a lot of things but losing my hair is not one of them.

I'll be honest that works every time.

    The last few weeks I have been a very bad Matt.  I have let numerous emails that needed tending to go untended.  Normally, this is one of my biggest pet peeves, but for some reason I just got a bit behind, and then more behind and then, before I knew it I had 150 emails in my inbox and was full of shame.  It started with having an actual social life, topped with a tremendous focus on my upcoming Police Exam and devolved from there.  This evening I was (and still am) feeling a bit under-the-weather so I skipped fencing and sat down to get my correspondence in order.  Now, for the first time since I broke my leg six months ago, I have every single piece of correspondence answered.  Yay me!  I'm not being a cyber-flake anymore!
    In a fit of industriousness I also did all of my laundry, got some much-needed stuff done for my business and finally bought my ticket to Chicago.  Yes folks, from 6/14 to 6/18 I will be visiting the fair city of Chicago and I would love to meet up with any/all'y'all while I'm there.

Current Location: The Porch
I'm-a feelin': sickly
I'm a-hearin': chirpchirpchirp

2008: The Year of the David Mistakes.

I got a big post in me when I'm less stoned about all the ways this show went wrong. I ain't even need to wait to see which one of these failure conditions gets the big prize.

A strong feeling overwhelms me that the number of TV shows I watch on a regular basis is about to drop to two.

So I missed Fashion Wednesday, and hence the finale of America's Next Top Model, because I had to go to a screening tonight. Who won? The show's site hasn't been updated, and neither has Bravo's. Was it any good? I haven't cared much about the show this season, apart from waiting to see how long Fatima's blend of bitchiness, cattiness, playing drama queen to the cameras, and weeping on cue would play before she got booted. I never thought she'd win, but I figured she'd make it to the finals, and that she was being crafty as hell about being absolutely everything the producers want in a contestant. But now I realize that I really am curious about who came out on top, and whether the finale was any fun.

Now that I think about it, I missed the finale last cycle, too. I was off on my birthday California travel adventure.

I'm-a feelin': curious

Upgrades are nifty! My first camera phone evar.

http://estore.vzwshop.com/env2/?o=rhdd&finder=rhdd.xml

J'luxxe got the same one but in black. Mine is maroon... and more awesome. :)

I'm-a feelin': pleased

The city of Chicago repealed the ban on foie gras in restaurants today.

As it turned out, it involved some amusing political maneuvering from Daley:

The alderman whom Mayor Daley derisively calls Joe "Foie Gras" Moore (49th) now knows how the geese and ducks feel.

Two years after the City Council banned the liver delicacy made by jamming a steel pipe down a bird’s esophagus, Daley essentially did the same to Moore on the City Council floor.

By a vote of 37-6, the foie gras ban that Daley claims made Chicago an international laughingstock was repealed, thanks to a legislative end-run that set a new standard for violating protocol and rolling over the opposition.

A repeal ordinance quietly introduced last year and referred to the friendly Rules Committee — bypassing a Health Committee that had approved the foie gras ban — was moved to the Council floor without a hearing, something that is seldom, if ever done.

When Moore objected and tried to exercise his right to postpone the vote, Daley ruled him out of order.

When Moore tried to debate the merits, Daley ruled that the measure was not debatable. He ordered the clerk to call the roll and to continue, even as Moore shouted for the right to be heard.

"If it can happen to me, tomorrow it could happen to you," Moore warned his colleagues.

"Thank you, Ald. Joe ‘Foie Gras’ Moore," Daley said.

Full article from the Sun-Times here.

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20-something woman to friends: I mean they said they'd pay me $20 for it. I would show them one for $20, why not? One boob for $20? I mean, maybe they thought it was a big deal since we were at work.

--N Train Platform, 34th St Station

Overheard by: Regina

[Two young woman crossing the street. One turns to the the other and grabs her breast.]
Grabber girl: Honk!
[Both giggle and cross street into Victoria's Secret.]

--34th & Broadway

Overheard by: Chockita

Female boss to employee in low-cut shirt: Your boobs are awesome. But -I'm just gonna have to do this. [Pulls up employee's neckline.] Because...I just wanna dive in there. Head-first.

--Theater, St Marks Place

Overheard by: fhqwhgads

Professor: So you see, men only like women's boobs because of cleavage.

--Bard High School Early College

Tourist girls: [In unison from the door] Booooobies! [Runs to the big naked lady sculpture and poses to take a picture].

--Columbus Circle

Teen girl to friends: Julia! Put your titties away!

--14th & 6th

Bored, drunken guy in a silent train cart: So does anyone wanna show their titties?


--NJ Transit

Overheard by: Not drunk enough to flash

For the heck of it, I brought out my camera while setting up the grill for cooking last night. I'd noticed before that the super-glowing red coals looked pretty interesting on my mostly-dark porch, so I took a few pictures. Also, I was curious as to how the photos would turn out with or without the flash, and whether or not my relatively basic digital camera could even produce decent results with just the natural light.

( Results and probably-boring musings following the cut. )

I am tryin not to be excitable about this pri-mary no more but I swear to hot corn that if I read written words of one more liberal Democrat especially if that liberal Democrat is writing the words on a web site complaining about how a certain lady candidate is being opposed by the "creative class" I am going to go find someone with sense and beat it out of them.

DO YOU PEOPLE KNOW WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE.

Tonight I chopped up all the fruit for the sangria. I think the recipe I used asked for way too much fruit. I ended up not using all that I bought, since right now it seems like I have a huge bowl of fruit with some wine in it. I still need to buy the triple sec to add to it ... I'm thinking I'll add the fruit juice right before I serve it.

Chopping fruit is way more fun than cleaning. Sangria, almost done, cleaning, far from done.

Also peeling lemons=best smell ever