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Not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be - Short takes on bad ideas
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Short takes on bad ideas
  • So… a sequel to Donnie Darko is going into production this weekend. The original writer-director, Richard Kelly, says he's "150% not involved" and that he doesn't have rights over the characters. The director is the man behind Rampage: The Hillside Strangler Murders. There is so much WTF involved here, I don't know where to begin, but maybe it could start with the way the studio tried to throttle the movie upon first release. And now that it's a cult hit anyway, there's a cheapie sequel in the works? FREAKY.

  • That "promoter's ordinance" that would have required local performance venues to have massive insurance and pay potentially prohibitive fees has been tabled for now thanks to community response. It's back in committee for "fine-tuning." Go all you people who spoke out against it. Hope you'll still be up for fighting it when it inevitably comes back again.

  • Last night, [info]catechism proclaimed that her friends are smart and have many varied skills, and would therefore survive any coming zombie apocalypse. She and I and Chris and [info]inediblebuddha subsequently sketched out our survival plan, which includes one hard-and-fast rule: Anybody who gets zombie-bit is honor-bound to tell everyone about it, and not hide it until they turn zombie and kill someone, like some moron seems to do in virtually every zombie film. Unfortunately, while our cunning plan seems to suggest that we'll all end up in a well-defended compound somewhere with plenty of food, water, ammo, weaponry, survival gear, and a nice note from Chris's mom instructing him to drive safely, we're also destined to lose [info]catechism and [info]inediblebuddha early because they're jumpy, impatient people who will say "Fuck this, we're smart, we'll be fine," and charge out amid the zombies while the rest of us are still planning. She has nonetheless threatened to write a bunch of fic about her friends and the zombie apocalypse. I think we should do whatever is necessary to encourage this.

I'm-a feelin': busy

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inscrutable From: [info]inscrutable Date: May 14th, 2008 05:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
Your friends need to start (or join) the Chicago chapter of Zombie Squad.

http://zombiehunters.org/

It's true, my friends have thought about surviving a Zompocalypse way more than your friends.
rollick From: [info]rollick Date: May 14th, 2008 06:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
If your friends have thought ANY about surviving a Zompocalypse, they've got mine beat. As far as I know, last time was the first time it came up.
inediblebuddha From: [info]inediblebuddha Date: May 14th, 2008 07:13 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hah! You don't know us very well at all then. it comes up ALL THE TIME!
rollick From: [info]rollick Date: May 14th, 2008 07:32 pm (UTC) (Link)
Then why the hell hasn't Pam written that fic already? She's slackin'!
catechism From: [info]catechism Date: May 14th, 2008 10:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yeah, it really does come up ALL THE TIME.
inscrutable From: [info]inscrutable Date: May 15th, 2008 04:06 am (UTC) (Link)
All the more reason you should join ZS. Plus, you'll get to do stuff for charity.
ludickid From: [info]ludickid Date: May 14th, 2008 05:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
The only thing I know of that rivals the Donnie Darko sequel in terms of "no-please-don't" factor is the upcoming remake of The Bad Lieutenant, where:

- Nicolas Cage takes on the Harvey Keitel part
- the producer is the guy who did 88 Minutes and Rambo IV
- the writer is a veteran of the Law & Order franchise
- the director is Werner Herzog (!)

Fucking bizarre.
muckefuck From: [info]muckefuck Date: May 14th, 2008 05:50 pm (UTC) (Link)
Wait, I get it: This is game where one of those four statements is an outright fabrication and we all have to guess which one?
marlowe1 From: [info]marlowe1 Date: May 14th, 2008 05:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
I don't know - Nicholas Cage getting eaten by a bear would be kind of cool. Not as cool as Wicker Man, but cool nonetheless.
muckefuck From: [info]muckefuck Date: May 14th, 2008 05:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
"Ahhhhhhhhhh! My brains!"
marlowe1 From: [info]marlowe1 Date: May 14th, 2008 06:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
Meanwhile Southland Tales is still in the world.
grahamwest From: [info]grahamwest Date: May 14th, 2008 06:56 pm (UTC) (Link)
Exterior shot of Nicholas Cage grimly brandishing the blackened remnants of a small, woven, wooden hamper.

"How'd it get burned?!"

"'Cos I'm smaaaaarter than the average bear, boo-boo!"
ludickid From: [info]ludickid Date: May 14th, 2008 06:43 pm (UTC) (Link)
marlowe1 From: [info]marlowe1 Date: May 14th, 2008 06:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
It's a remake??

Well I guess so - from what I know of the original, the guy is dead at the end. And naked in the middle.
rollick From: [info]rollick Date: May 14th, 2008 06:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
You had me at "Nicolas Cage." NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!