Never do I hate our website's commentators more than when we run an interview with a successful, interesting, attractive woman.

I don't know which is worse — the people helpfully opining that her work and the interview suck, but they would still bang her, or the people dissecting her looks and deciding that no, they actually would NOT grace her with the no-doubt much-desired gift of a banging. Wait, no! There are also the people who've never read her work, but know that they'd hate it because she kind of looks like a pretentious bitch! But they would bang her anyway.

Oh wait, WAIT wait, I know, the worst is the one saying she looks "like one of those chicks that talks about anal like it's kinky and fun, but then you get her naked and she's like, 'no way, buddy.'"

God, Internet. GO AWAY.

I'm-a feelin': irate