I just started looking at the transcript of my interview with Tarsem, director of The Fall.

13,376 words.

A full-page A.V. Club interview is 2,000 words.

A really, really long, three-page interview online is 5,000 words.

I think my personal record is 10,000 words for the Alan Moore interview, and we ran that over the course of two days.

So. Much. Interview. Editing this thing is going to be three different bastards in a bastard-sack.

I'm-a feelin': horrified