Me: [At 4 p.m.] Man, I'm hungry. With one thing and another, I haven't eaten today. Let's go somewhere where there's food.

My sister Tara: There's a McDonalds right there. They have things that people eat.

Me: Perhaps you didn't hear me. I said I wanted food.

Tara: There's McDonalds! They have objects that you can put in your mouth and chew.

Me: But I wanted food.

Tara: We could go to McDonalds! They have a menu with various items available for purchase.

Me: But I would like food!

Tara: Have you tried McDonalds? They sell manufactured selections of many kinds!

Me: WANT FOOD!

Tara: Oh, food? Sorry, they don't have any of that.

I'm-a feelin': leaving for House On The Rock