Me: So I had people over to watch Sweeney Todd, and I made them meat pies.

Tara: Okay, so what did you make for Shoot 'Em Up? What goes with that?

Me: Breast milk and bullets, I guess. I made curried chicken instead.

Tara: With bullets in it? You could have at least served shots!

Me: Hah. That actually would have been pretty funny. I wish I'd thought of it. Clearly you need to be in charge of themed dinner ideas from now on. So what am I making in two weeks to serve with Atonement?

Tara: Atonement stars Keira Knightley, who never eats anything, so for the Atonement party you should not only not serve food, you should take away any food that anyone tries to bring with them. Then tell them that starvation makes everyone look pretty.

I'm-a feelin': amused